
The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck
Entrepreneur Doug Quint is a middle-aged gay man slinging sweet cream on the streets of New York. I approve.
flail your limbs about and make a statement
"I met a beautiful, young and ambitious social worker from the Ministry of Defense. When she helped me to get certain materials, which I, as a war invalid needed for my under-knee prosthesis, love was born. The prosthesis endured longer than our love. It was made of sturdier material!"
Pending Personal Donation List:
1 golden cat statue with enclosed letter, 1 engraved silver bracelet, 13 polaroids, 3 ugly sweaters, collection of various event tickets and wristbands, 3 borderline erogenous poems, 7 handwritten letters of endearment, 2 informative post-it notes, 1 small box of vintage jewery, 1 decorative glass egg, 1 plastic lizzard